Ten Words

Penny Arcade is having a contest where you have to write a short short set in World of Warcraft in only ten words. Just thought I'd post my entries since this kind of counts as writing fiction...right?

1) My life for the horde? How about some HOT instead?

2) My life for the horde? Let's not be too hasty.

3) Lich King? More like Bitch...King.......please don't immolate me.

4) Dupers (and non-dupers) beware! GM Gabriel will "confiscate" your loot.

5) Eat your vegetables or I'll tell Scarlet Crusaders you're undead.